Interesting, thanks for the link

I thought it was 5 eyes

I was hoping for more than a cromulent 3D Metroid, but I’ll take it for what it sounds like it is.

If you ever get chance to have the real deal go for it, just avoid the tourist traps (Pat’s and Geno’s are not great). Or a roast pork. I think Philly roast pork sandwiches are even better than the steaks. Extra sharp provolone, juicy pork, and broccoli rabe or spinach, mmmm. Getting hungry just thinking about it.

I really gotta get down to the Reading Terminal…

As a fan of portmanteaus, portmanbravo (ok this one is pretty tortured)

I am not Rick, but I’m also NOT the Krusty Krab

I’m getting cider drunk and pounding candy on October 31st, so October is already booked.

“I don’t even know where to start”

Aka I don’t have a counter argument so I’m going to lean on a thought terminating cliche and call you a bigot

Yup

Thought this was a reference to the hardcore band for a second… seeing them next month for the first time. I’m pumped! Sucks the malware is back

Asking lemmy for help generating AI slop…

Bold move, Cotton

(You’ll have more luck in an AI specific comm over at DBzer0’s instance)

Not surprised you skipped other M. I haven’t heard a single good thing about that one

I had so much fun with dread earlier this year. It motivated me to buy and mod an original GBA so I could finally beat the copy of Fusion I’ve had since I was a kid. That really got the ball rolling on me finishing as many Metroids as I can ahead of Prime 4. I think I’ve finished 4-5 now. Still haven’t done Super Metroid, which everyone tells me is the best, but I’m a snob and I want to get a Super Nintendo controller to play it with.

Only a couple more weeks until Prime 4!

Yes, there are some pretty fun weapons in the Gears sequels. I like the torque bow.

They said the federal trade commission, not the FCC. This guy is the chair

I can’t stop laughing at these, what a great day of shitposting

Yeah, that was the point of my story…

I feel like I came at this from another direction. In my twenties I cut my foot pretty bad on a rusty screw so I went to the hospital and got stitches. The doctor didn’t prescribe me an antibiotic and I foolishly thought “oh they’re a doctor, I must not need one!” I of course got a pretty bad infection within a few days that required me to be on IV antibiotics for several days. I’m lucky I didn’t need any debridement or worse. I learned through that experience that nobody knows what the fuck is going on and you cannot count on “adults” because we generally know fuck-all.

Yeah his framing is pretty trumpian which is gross even in the (doubtful) event he’s actually right. God forbid journalists do journalism and cover a company which has been caught stealing IP multiple times, and god forbid someone ask someone involved what their take was on the matter. Dumb.