“Zelda, I assure you this is vital to preventing Ganondorf from destroying Hyrule” Link dresses in an intracate revealing blue outfit with lots of jewelry for a +2 bonus to some stat and for no other reason

  • ChexMax@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    I mean tailor it or get a thicker padded bra. Small tiddie people don’t own cutlets for no reason. Stuff that top till it looks like you want it

    • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 days ago

      I don’t really want to look like I have tits tho, it’d be like uh…false advertising ig? I’m a guy who identifies as a guy, I just reject the great male renunciation.