“Zelda, I assure you this is vital to preventing Ganondorf from destroying Hyrule” Link dresses in an intracate revealing blue outfit with lots of jewelry for a +2 bonus to some stat and for no other reason

  • djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 days ago

    yeah it’s within one size of fitting me but that’s not fittttttinngggg. It’s baggy in the chest because it’s made for someone with boobs and I would classify as an A cup at best.

    the other commentor is right, I know the answer is tailoring, but idk how to do any of that and I much rather wish the fashion industry would start catering to femboys.

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        Thanks for the kind words. I wish I could afford a tailor, but I think I’m stuck praying for a sugar daddy to find me entertaining for something like that. It’d probably be easier to learn it myself, although tbh I don’t exactly have enough money for that either lol.

    • Cevilia (they/she/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      2 days ago

      Get yourself a padded bra. That’s what us less-endowed women do. If you have the money, go to a department store and ask for a bra fitting, they’ll figure out your band and cup size and - if you bring it up - they can talk about “enhancements” (code for “make boob look bigger”). It’s not about looking like you have tits, it’s about filling out the dress so it looks righter. If that makes sense.

      They probably won’t care, a sale is a sale. But if they do, just laugh it off and say you lost a bet.

      PS: You look amazing in that dress.

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      I mean tailor it or get a thicker padded bra. Small tiddie people don’t own cutlets for no reason. Stuff that top till it looks like you want it

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        2 days ago

        I don’t really want to look like I have tits tho, it’d be like uh…false advertising ig? I’m a guy who identifies as a guy, I just reject the great male renunciation.