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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 hours ago

And maybe his powers of telepathy

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And maybe his powers of telepathy

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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 5 hours ago
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    I’m all ears.

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    Was this picture taken of him mid-animorphing into a narwhal?

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      Actually it was a porpoise

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        ah, I thought it might have been accidental

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    Stirrups for teabagging

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    He initially signed up for the Army but they reassigned him to the Air Force due to him taking flight whenever a strong enough wind hit his ears.

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      He can hear an enemy plane from 200 miles away.

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        Dude WAS the radar system and they used his forehead as a signal lamp.

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      Man, it’s always blisteringly repulsive how quickly people on Lemmy go all in on body shaming those they disagree with.

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        Now why might people body shame those who subscribe to an ideology that places themselves at the peak of genetic perfection, and everyone else in a subhuman vermin category?

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        people on Lemmy

        It’s funny how “on Lemmy” is often used when it’s been that way even before the internet. Just like it used to be “on Reddit”. But yeah, it’s Lemmy that’s the problem.

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    That’s where Trump holds on.

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    Don’t talk shit, he will hear you

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    He’s broadcasting with his ears. Damn thoae things shame some microwave broadcast tower horns.

    I can only speculate that his forehead is actually a radome.

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      Of course it’s Air Force, I’m sure at an early age those ears allowed him to achieve limited flight.

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      Those antenna are crazy, space searching size.

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    That yellow bastard.

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    His grandfather was stationed in Brighton as an early warning radar against German bombers.

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    He’s got them crazy eyes too.

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    Makes Charlie X look normal

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    This is my fetish now

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