Personally, I would go for naming them after the twelve largest moons in the solar system, since they were originally (and still are in many cultures) based on the lunar cycles, giving the months Ganymede, Titan, Callisto, etc.
What would you rename the months?
edit: Simply using the numbers is already a thing (see, for example, 2026-01-01. January is represented as month 1), and reordering the existing month names would be a real headache, as it would be difficult to tell whether you are reading a date using the old or new naming scheme.


It kind of annoys me that the months named for their position don’t line up to that position anymore.
September - (7) 9th
October - (8) 10th
November - (9) 11th
December - (10) 12th
But if we have the option to make big changes I’d be interested in going for 13 months.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/International_Fixed_Calendar
My birthday would be on a Saturday forever. I’m fine with this.
Here, is this better?
Monember
Dicember
Triember
Tetrember
Pentamber
Hexamber
September
October
November
December
Undecember
Dodecember
You know what… I’ve never seen this before, but I fully endorse this solution. This is mostly what we already have in place, but favoring consistency rather than flattering Roman emperors.
For those who didn’t know,
Also, a few others are named after Roman gods. It’s cool, but not super relevant to anyone today.
Love it. Send me a calendar with firefighter pugs.
I’ll second the IFC. My only addition would be that the Year Day and the Leap Day are mandatory holidays: fucking everything except critical utility infrastructure shift/on-call work (police, fire, power/water/sewage, etc) is closed. Employers must not require an employee to work consecutive Year or Leap Days.
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