Thank you for speaking my thoughts out loud

I once had a dog who liked to… idk he was a weird little shit, loved him. Anyway, I saw him chewing on something once, and he wouldn’t “drop it”. So I went to pull it out of his mouth and it was a string of some sort; and I proceeded to pull out like half a meter of string that he had (mostly) swallowed

I guess he was savoring the last few inches or whatever, but it was like a magic show where they pull handkerchiefs from their mouth

Anyhoo, thanks for coming to my TED Talk