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Kennystillalive@feddit.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago

Question to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance?

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Question to the people of lemmy that got a pp. After peeing do you wipe your pp with toilett paper or do you do the shake and dance?

Kennystillalive@feddit.org to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 20 hours ago
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  • HobbitFoot @thelemmy.club
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    20 hours ago

    No one really dances since you can get enough motion by shaking it. Also, toilet paper is non-existent at urinals. That said,

    Shake it once, that’s fine Shake it twice, that’s okay Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again

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      Shake it three times You’re playing with yourself again

      This is propaganda from people who want you to have piss stains, shake it shake it shake it!

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        Shake it like a Polaroid picture!

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      Unexpected Good Charlotte reference? :D

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        Yep. Good catch.

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        Sounds like the lyrics to Shipoopi, originally from the “The Music Man”.

        Squeeze her once when she isn’t lookin’ If you get a squeeze back, that’s fancy cookin’ Once more for a pepper-upper Never get sore on her way to supper

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        Isn’t that from Two and a Half Men?

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