• MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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    2 hours ago

    hey that’s cheating. that was how i crossed busy streets when i was walking home from undergrad.

    i had a bright neon painted metal water bottle. I would raise it and make eye contact. just like that. like, this is mine, but it can be yours. you don’t know if it weighs an ounce or 5 pounds. stops traffic remarkably well, especially considering the law and the sign everyone ignored right above my head said “stop for pedestrians”.

    yes, i did have a death wish you don’t need to ask. living in utah does that to you when you’ve seen life on the outside.