That’s as many as four threes, and that’s terrible.
No one knew what the fuck you stood for. Political fucking mist - no substance, no weight. You’ve got all the charm of a rotting teddy bear by a graveside.
So now, please, just fuck off back to your hole you headless frump, and prepare for your column in Grazia."
That sounds… awesome! Like, I want this to be true, underground transgender mafia, hell yeah!!
being in an underground transgender mafia would fix me
mad-libs headline?
also kudos to truss on having no shame and still showing her face to humans
Lettuce not listen to this grifter.
Everyone look for a suspiciously KitKat-shaped Italian trans person!
What exactly are the trans mafia running a racket on? Knee high socks?
Blahaj
Knew it
Oceans 11 trans remake when?
But actually
Oh gimme a break
we should form an underground transgender mafia
Looks like it’s already in full swing. Just in case you’re looking… I have a very reputable kitkat source for the next few weeks…
Because the world is the way it is right now I just need to check. This is satire, right?
Nah, it’s a running gag that she blames the trans mafia for everything: https://www.thepinknews.com/2024/10/01/liz-truss-underground-trans-mafia-conservative-conference/
I’m glad I wasn’t the only one who needed to check…
I say that Liz Truss is actually just one giant cunt.
And not even in a good way.
Turns out the lettuce was more intelligent also
Like that wasn’t obvious from the start?
There was never a doubt!






