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Funniest Joke Ever!

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    There are 2.5 million ants per human.

    This ain’t the Planet of the Apes, it ain’t even the Planet of the Humans; we live on the Planet of the Ants.

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      The humble bacteria:

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      @Vespair

      Wait’ll you see how many bacteria there are.

      @Nusm

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        Incomprehensibly more.

        I was just trying to keep to complex multi-celled and non-microbial life for the sake of familiarity 😁

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        what do you mean see they are tiny.

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          i’m on team fungus, team anteater and team crab anyways

          OMG DUDES WE SHOULD ALL GET CRAB COSTUMES AND TELL THEM WE CARCINIZED WHILE THEY WERE GONE they missed the rapture or something

          dammit stop talking to yourself who did you mean to send this to anyways

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      Planet of the Apes is a film. Or two.

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