The global oil trade now has fewer Straits than Lemmy 😂
It’s getting Dire…
…down by the waterline.
//Writes itself
Maybe the sultan of swing should step up
Babe Ruth?
The Great Bambino?
there’s a straight person on lemmy? how scandalous!
Hello! Though I’m on Piefed and a hetero-romantic asexual, so I probably don’t count anyway.
No, you don’t, ace homie.
Unlike the “aromantics” who think hitting and quitting makes them special
Yeah I said it, “aros,” what are you going to do, have a one night stand at me?
President Dumbass is gay ally??

Well he certainly does like men in drag
Trump and Iran speed running the transition to renewables
Clearly he’s a master negotiator
The yemen allies of the Iran not having closed it weeks ago is quite surprising.
I’ll believe it when they did.
It’s less that they can totally shut it down, and more that they can make it too risky to cross and expensive to keep safe.
Yes, that’s how you close any straight. Make it uninsurable.
Also, good morning.
Good morning? I’m trying to sleep 😭










