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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 18 hours ago

Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.

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Scam Altman says it’ll take another year before ChatGPT can start a timer. An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.

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cm0002@lemy.lol to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 18 hours ago
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Sam Altman Says It'll Take Another Year Before ChatGPT Can Start a Timer
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An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen.
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    To be fair, timers are hard.

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      Lets give it a try and see how far we get:

      00:00:01

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        00:00:02

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          00:00:0E

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            00:00:0F

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              The hexadecimal value of 00:00:0F relates to an almost black color with a faint of blue — many call it the Commodore black as it was the same color as the ill-fated Commodore CDTV console, which was based on the Commodore 64 home computer. It is not only a nice color — it is also a statement of love for retro Commodore consoles.

              Commodore.

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              ERROR! MODEL COLLAPSE DETECTED! TERMINATING SESSION AND CLEARING CONTEXT WINDOW.

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                Are you keeping up with the commodore!

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              Wednesday

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                null

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                I shall gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today!

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                  Seven. A.M. Case the restaurant, run background checks on the staff. Can the cook be trusted? If not, I gotta kill him. Dispose of the body, replace him with my own guy no later than 4:30…

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                Blenteenth of Farglesblat

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      if you have a variable clock speed, yeah.

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