The self documenting code: short acronyms, that will make you go “AHA!” after hours of rubber ducking.

On the forums asking for help.

A mixture of hard-drive storage and streaming.

Getting help with Linux 15-20 years ago: some forum full with slurs telling you to google it

Getting help with Windows 15-20 years ago: “Do this and this, if that fails look up data backup methods before the reinstall.”

Getting help with Linux now: various Wikis and blogs. The hazard of finding an AI hallucinated blog post is significant, but can be blocked.

Getting help with Windows now: support forums owned by Microsoft filled with users telling they have the same issue, and AI agents hallucinating solutions.

Amazing idea! A great open source GPU needs some well designed shader cores, and I kid you not that name is very punchy and memorable. It’s not only just a silly hobby — it’s also a very important thing in the ever changing landscape of silicon giants like nVidia and Intel.

<poorly recites the leaked documentation of the VideoCore QPU>

I need to resurrect my open source GPU architecture plans ASAP. Who wants to help me to plan out the VideoDSP shader cores?

Game dev? Just force Rust into it, despite being quite mediocre for the job, there’s so many engines written in Rust. ECS is the answer to everything!

People who are responsible for the Wayland protocol: “This seems like a good idea, but also give veto rights to weirdos.”

It will begin with 50x50 pixel icons for “worthless junk”. It will end with big corporations automating everything, including the initial prompts.

If I made Y, Wayland and GNOME bros will make fun of me by asking “Why?”.

Issue with non-obvious placeholder art is that it’ll easily fall through the cracks.

Anyone to create the Z11 Windowing API with me, for Zorg?

I want to make an alt account on whatever git Omarchy is on, to file the bug report:

I was nice to an immigrant, now Omarchy is refusing to boot with the following error message:

User is a libcuck, here’s an anecdote about a heinious crime commited by a Muslim, now you need to pretend this is what 95% of all Muslims are.

You don’t need to plagiarize code, just use software libraries.

Someone needs to visit JK Rowling dressed as the Ghost of Transgender Solidarity, then as the Ghost of Palestinian Solidarity, and then finally as the Ghost of Paying Your Damn Taxes to the UK Treasury System.

Opportunity missed in not calling it GnObject.

The far-right figured out they don’t need to be right, just need to control the narrative in 2014 2012 2007 2000ish 1920ish.

Peter Thiel uses bots to spread misinformation on the fediverse?

But where do I find a femboy to plough?

If you’re maintaining any Firefox forks, it’s your moral duty to not cotribute your patches directly to the Firefox project, maybe even to turn it into a hard fork.