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BlueSky post by user @hemlock.bsky.social that reads,

I am a transit maximalist. I believe that when a girl hornyposts from the other side of the country; I should be able to get on a maglev and arrive in her city before the prog is out of her system for no more than $40. All policy should bend to serve this goal.

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    16 hours ago

    Averaging it out, 25-45% of potential pairings would result in compatible gametes so I say let’s get some maglevs.

    Just like how the train caused massive changes to human genetics, 40 minute booty calls would do even more.