“The Big Sleep” by Streetlight Manifesto

Exactly. Putting rings of onion in, say, a pot of chili would make it have a weird texture, as would dicing them finely for a French onion soup.

Especially when cooked

My kids didn’t like it because there wasn’t enough Minecraft in it.

There are plenty of gamers who love Mario games, and there’s a huge depth of lore and music and characters they could have drawn from to make it

By using generic songs it became a movie that had a Mario skin on it.

It might end up looking too much like Dinosaur Train

Exactly.

I thought both of them wouldn’t end up as clip art movies.

And I have kids.

I’m not going to read all that shit: Rogue One was fucking awesome.

That’s the problem.

Why the hell is Mario fighting Donkey Kong to the song “Thunderstruck?”

Because that is the least common denominator between them.

They couldn’t take any of the music from any of the Mario games for that scene? Of course not; most people wouldn’t know it’s music from a Mario game.

No, we need to slam a Top 40 classic rock song in there because that’s the only thing the plebeians who see this movie will understand.

90s by far

It _could _ have been great. But it ended up - like the Mario movie - being a formulaic piece of drek.

WTF Rogue One is awesome

Smurfgully

My kid and their friends would go on there to find pedos and report them to mods

Not anymore, it’s been deprecated

Anyone who buys a WiFi enabled crock pot deserves what’s coming to them

I only got into subnautica because Markiplier was so funny screaming in the videos

Every generation is horrible because every generation is made up of people, and people are the worst

I’ll just watch some let’s plays on YouTube