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Dazharion@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 7 hours ago

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    Insatiable appetite for whiskey, meat, and boobs.

    Also shooting fire from his mouth, but I think he’s already got that covered.

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    It depends on the day. If it’s a Ritalin day, he can do anything while feeling an unending and uncontrollable sense of doom. Aware of everything, processing it all, waiting for all those uncontrollable things to kill him.

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    He can forget what someone is saying to them whilst they are still saying it, even if he is trying to pay attention.

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    He can now hold his whiskey better than people twice his weight. Dont try to keep up with me.

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    class consiousness

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    He just starts questioning his choices and he is not even sure he should finish out the rest of the adventure

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    He becomes a “Sheldon” without any of the positive traits.

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    Gender dysphoria :3

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      Choose your own adventure

      mtf

      Sad because she’s very cute already.

      ftm

      Sad because he’s so handsome already.

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    Depression and an unfortunate amount of knowledge on cults.

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    PTSD

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    BPD. Kirby now has BPD.

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    Diabetes

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