A couple of times I’ve grabbed an empty toilet roll tube, put my bell-in, and tilted the tube down 45 degrees to funnel the wee into the bowl. It works, but the tube collapses toward the end
Being 100% tmi real, in my experience people are poor judges of pressure and sensation on other bodies. I generally don’t let my partners just go for it but maybe I’m an asshole
Worse they can say is no, right?
They could get scared and helicopter that shit all over the room and you. Like a Jackson Pollock painting.
I expect no less account of experience from MeatPilot, themself
I dunno what man is saying no to their partner grabbing onto their junk
From what I’ve seen, boners and trying to piss don’t play well together lol
They don’t. I will sometimes have to sit down and lean over to get mine aimed safely into the bowl when I wake up with a rager.
Another lie pushed by Big Porn smh
I was expecting to be covered in a golden shower, not an intermittent stream because he kept getting hard again hahaha
A couple of times I’ve grabbed an empty toilet roll tube, put my bell-in, and tilted the tube down 45 degrees to funnel the wee into the bowl. It works, but the tube collapses toward the end
Being 100% tmi real, in my experience people are poor judges of pressure and sensation on other bodies. I generally don’t let my partners just go for it but maybe I’m an asshole
Hey it’s your junk. Gotta have boundaries.
I agree. Maybe she’s a bad aim. Still worth it.
I think worst case you end up with a piss covered wall.
Hey. Some times you have to trust
“Trust me Jarvis, holding their dick to pee is CRITICAL to the plot.”
No.
There are far far worse.
We’re getting a divorce.
I’m calling the police.
Wait until you mother hears what you just asked.
etc.
;D
[If you think that’s lame… I pulled my punch. Scared of saying the more monstrous things that could be said.]
🫂
not your fault man. I’ll be here for you ✊️😔