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tf this happens I will convert to wicca
and no, the story is not true
I actually think a bond film where bonds egg cracks during the first half of the film and for the rest of the film the villain and miss Moneypenny are very quick to adapt and refer to her as Jane/miss Bond. M is well meaning but old fashioned and is mostly supportive and keeps self correcting. Q in typical tech bro fashion is a sexist chaser and keeps making inappropriate comments.
The main plot of the film comes when bond comes out to Felix Leiter, who it turns out is a maga shithead and manipulates evidence to turn the CIA against her. She has to rely on the villain from the first half to bring down Felix and clear her name.
I wonder what Jane bonds baby trans wardrobe looks like 🤔
“We meet again Mist-…eh…-sess Bond.”
Either that or Q figures it out before bond does, and gives hints to kickstart the whole process, but it makes sense only at the end of the movie. After all there’s other categories of tech people
inshallah
The villians respecting gender seems kind of silly though. They don’t even respect human lives, they would missgender on purpose.
Bah, it’s because they give no shits about peoples’ lives that they can turn on a dime: James Bond is dead? Good. Jane is a far more fitting nemesis for me!
The misgendering on purpose is an inspired asshole move, just as Miyamoto Musashi would play it.
Many would consider me a villain and I’ve always respected people’s pronouns etc. I’d argue that it’s the law abiding middle and upper class who are most judgemental.
Janette Bond can instantly make the world a better place.
It’d still be James Bond though.
transmasc James Bond would be so cool!
Jane Bond was tired of being twice as good as any other secret agent, but getting zero recognition.
Then he transitioned, and suddenly everyone’s amazed by his abilities and women are throwing themselves at him.
Well okay then who are the choices
Elliot Page?
Bond has to be British. He was Australian once, and it was a mistake. A Canadian would be no better.
The Irish one was good though.
No not from there.
I have no idea, need someone big and buff really but I don’t keep up with celebrities these days
Eddie Izzard
Too old I think
“And a big thank you to Jane for organising the drinks”
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They’ve already had a transgender Bond girl
No fasch killed themselves over it though
They’re too busy jerking off in their Republican National Convention over porn of those that they repress.
You expect them to block off an entire pornhub category just because they want to kill those people?
I’m not in the fandom, where
1981 “for your eyes only”
i remember hearing about her in “kill james bond” but i only know it exactly because i typed “trans bond girl” into ddgOK and who was she
Caroline Cossey, who IMDb credits as “Girl at Pool (uncredited)” in the movie.
Not sure she really qualifies as a “bond girl”.
it was a relevant enough role for a magazine to uncover her as trabsgender which madeher carrier and she was the first trans gender in the playboy, the playboy was a big deal at the time
Not a Bond girl though, was she? They need to have a trans co-star.
That is the biggest incentive I have ever heard lollll
imagine a masculinity so fragile that not only do you think the most basic, lamest fictional character is important, and you’re upset about it, but you’re willing to say that in public?
Seriously, these people have never been in a fist fight and it shows.
it’s not real
But it could be. And there are those that actually feel this way
Can confirm, our grandfather (a huge avid fan of 007) would commit suicide over trans 007 lol How do we know? Well haven’t talked to him since 19 and refuses to talk to us after we can’t out as trans so 🤷🏻♀️ ig his masculinity is fragile
Jeremy Clarkson for all his faults would like a word about that last point.
Punching a subordinate who you know will almost certainly not fight back doesn’t count as a fight, in fact it fits exactly the bill for these types. Find people in relatively weak positions in a dominance hierarchy and exploit the power differential to hurt them.
See also: transphobia.
Come back to me when he’s punched Piers Morgan, I would pay to watch that.
Do me a favor, go Google “Jeremy Clarkson Punched Piers Morgan”
…holy shit, I did not even think to check if that had actually happened, because that would be an insane thing to have happened, and to your credit you did in fact get back to me.
Okay, well, you’re right, you do kinda have to hand it to him a little bit, I misjudged the man.
Let’s make it happen!
Get Abigail Thorn in there immediately.
Jane…Jane Bond.
But is the Ron Perlman response true? Cause goddamn, I apparently didn’t have enough respect for him already.
I’m pretty sure it is
Some theater nerds who grow up doing art do end up cool even when they’re old
It’s true to form
What did Perlman say? I’ve always liked him.
What he said in the image.
Oh, wow, missed that entirely somehow
