The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 2 months agoYour reward for a job well donelemmy.worldimagemessage-square62linkfedilinkarrow-up1950arrow-down16
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minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·2 months agoAlways multiply your estimates by a factor of four. Then find the bottle of green stuff.
minus-squareVonReposti@feddit.dklinkfedilinkarrow-up24arrow-down1·2 months ago Then find the bottle of green stuff. I don’t know what workplace you’re at, but mine isn’t fancy enough for absinthe.
minus-squareA_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up24·2 months agoWhat i was picturing lol
minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up6·2 months agoThat’s more addictive than Aldebaran whiskey! And way more expensive too!
minus-squareQuandaleDingle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoThat shit looks soo good! 😋🤤
minus-squareBonsaiBoo@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up15·2 months agoAre you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now
minus-squarevolore@scribe.disroot.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up5·2 months agoweren’t you just gonna buy more yachts anyways, though?
minus-squareEndymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoGee, aren’t yachts amazingly flammable for being watercraft, though?
minus-square🌸𝓯𝓵𝓸𝔀𝓮𝓻🌸@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoMaking it is one. Then there is paperwork, all the changes never mentioned and sitting in meetings. Now the time needed it’s times four. It’s legit.
Always multiply your estimates by a factor of four.
Then find the bottle of green stuff.
I don’t know what workplace you’re at, but mine isn’t fancy enough for absinthe.
What i was picturing lol
That’s more addictive than Aldebaran whiskey! And way more expensive too!
That shit looks soo good! 😋🤤
Are you nuts? Do you know how much a pizza party costs? You little ungrateful shits, we’re gonna buy even more yachts now
weren’t you just gonna buy more yachts anyways, though?
Gee, aren’t yachts amazingly flammable for being watercraft, though?
Making it is one. Then there is paperwork, all the changes never mentioned and sitting in meetings. Now the time needed it’s times four. It’s legit.