• Skullgrid@lemmy.worldEnglish
    10·
    16 days ago

    That lady seemed awfully queer, I’m glad she has some gay clothes to help her seem more straight.

    Edit: she does make an awful lot of boners with her sartorial choices, I hope someone gave her some straight dick to put her square.

    • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldEnglish
      2·
      15 days ago

      Morticia Addams? That woman was laying almost as much pipe as her husband, Gomez. Despite their obviously open relationship, they were truly devoted to one another, their children, and their protectorates above all else.

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.worldEnglish
        4·
        15 days ago

        That lady seemed awfully queer, I’m glad she has some gay clothes to help her seem more straight.

        Edit: she does make an awful lot of boners with her sartorial choices, I hope someone gave her some straight dick to put her square.

        translation :

        That lady seemed quite strange, I’m glad she has some bright, colourful and happy clothes to help her seem more normal.
        She makes lots of mistakes with her fashion sense, I hope someone gave her some honest advice to make her more correct.

        bonus :

        Everyone that’s square should be gay to get the straight dick from their friends and family. It’s the sign of a healthy, preppy attitude full of spunk. To not want straight dick would be for punks and queer folk.

        translated :

        Everyone that’s well adjusted should be happy to get honest advice from their friends and family. It’s the sign of a healthy, active and aware attitude full of energy. To not want honest advice would be for undesirable and strange people.

        • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldEnglish
          1·
          15 days ago

          Yeah? I understood what you meant, though bright, colorful clothing isn’t her forté.

          Morticia didn’t ever get any assistance, and didn’t need any assistance to seem normal. That lady was teaching normies to accept “weirdness,” and “those people,” before Malcom X converted.

          Morticia is, was, and always will be, a strong woman that believes in the rights of the people to be exactly who they are, despite any outside pressures from society. In fact she relishes outside pushback so that she can be “weird as fuck,” and teach the “normal people,” just how backwards thinking and hateful they are.

          Edit: read the comics, watch the show, watch the movies. Not Wednesday. That show wasn’t made by anyone that understands The Addams Family.

          • Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish
            3·
            15 days ago

            So, you were on fire about Morticia and I both agree with and love everything you said… but judging by the white hair stripe and the goofy grin on that particular Frankenstein’s monster in the background there, OP’s image is not of the Addams Family, but The Munsters. Does it matter or change your message at all? Not a whit. Sorry for the pedantry.

            • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldEnglish
              2·
              14 days ago

              Crap. You’re correct. Well Lily Munster did the same on the comedy end of the spectrum. Lurch and Herman look too much alike.

      • Skullgrid@lemmy.worldEnglish
        2·
        16 days ago

        Everyone that’s square should be gay to get the straight dick from their friends and family. It’s the sign of a healthy, preppy attitude full of spunk. To not want straight dick would be for punks and queer folk.