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minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up31arrow-down1·1 年前If a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate. When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.
minus-squarelime!@feddit.nulinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 年前if a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.
minus-squareRagingHungryPanda@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 年前Oh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like “just show me the clicks and clucks in the code”
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前Like the cow one that’s just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.
minus-squareWhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 年前I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 年前Flying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.
minus-squareCanadaPlus@lemmy.sdf.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 年前I wouldn’t put it past them. The one I saw climb into the hay loft on an upright human ladder knew what it was doing. Ditto for the time they excavated out a secret base under the deck and started laying eggs inside. Never a dull moment with those guys.
minus-squareRubberElectrons@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 年前Keep an eye on em, everyone I know who interacts with chickens has said the same thing. Granted that’s like one dude, but still. 😆
If a chicken could code, it would probably work like JavaScript. This is accurate.
When I had a flock, for example, sometimes one would flip over a bucket onto itself and then decide it must be night and go to sleep.
if a chicken could code, it would use CHICKEN.
Oh this is actually a real thing I was rolling my eyes like “just show me the clicks and clucks in the code”
Like the cow one that’s just a sequence of differently-capitalised moos.
Chicken chicken chicken
I wish I could go to sleep at any time of day with just a bucket.
Flying short distances and ability to expand your neck like 4x also looks cool.
What if it was on purpose?
I wouldn’t put it past them. The one I saw climb into the hay loft on an upright human ladder knew what it was doing. Ditto for the time they excavated out a secret base under the deck and started laying eggs inside.
Never a dull moment with those guys.
Keep an eye on em, everyone I know who interacts with chickens has said the same thing.
Granted that’s like one dude, but still. 😆