My favorite version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg

No. Fuck cats.

I’ll pet them. But your downvotes mean nothing.

Haha, one time during some celebrations over here I saw a guy on the 2nd floor of his apartment getting fellated, one leg out the window. No awning, nothing.

Just human hubris, and I was joyous for all of it.

Nothing can replace my joy at seeing people live on their terms, as long as they’re not hurting anyone. Nonconsensually, to be specific 😉

Frankly, I’m free-sprited enough to have evoked literally every example you put forth. I’ve zipped along at more than 200kph on empty roads, fucked in parks and hiking trails, explored and photographed unauthorized areas…

But none of it was allowed. I just know how to bend rules, and how to fight the legal charges I occasionally get.

I love this, writing from shit-ass perversion of the idea of freedom America.

Yep. Energy is what we need to accomplish all of this.

Happy to be working on alternatives to fossil fuels.

“don’t you… Forget about me”

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They’ll just keep turning the screws tighter if you let them.

Don’t listen to their lies.

Ditto.

“you smell bad” and just turn away from them.

I cannot upvote this enough.

I can also recommend CalyxOS. Locked bootloaders, open source emulation of all Google’s play services (meaning an open source binary running on your phone, filtering requests to Google’s servers with absolutely minimal/random info).

Basically I have anonymized access to the play store, and any apps I install other than Google pay work, no issue. ~~I believe even Google’s secure features work. There’s a reddit post about MitID: https://www.reddit.com/r/CalyxOS/comments/w2ordg/a_proven_way_to_use_calyxos_and_banking_apps_etc/~~

E: having read through the technical comments on graphene’s forums, looks like play integrity prevents MitID from running. The service offers free code generators which hang on your keys though.

Lmao, indeed. If they were the concern, she’d only need a pamphlet about Jesus vs the machete 😂

Cool, yet unfortunate.

Nice.

Art deco, full stop.

Neat, thanks! I hope they can figure out what to do for pixel phones for future releases.

How’d you disable microG? I really like CalyxOS. Wish graphene supported microG.

Add a rope loop around the machete handle and your wrist. Just in case a “non-bear” tries grabbing it from you. Be vigilant!