The real hot dog was the hot dog we made along the way
On a definitely related note, I’ve recently been thinking it’s wild how we build foot paths out of rocks and then put on rubber socks for actually walking on them.
In other words, asphalt is a scam by Big Foot to sell more shoes.
Imagine if all roads were made of soft squishy stuff like rubber or carpet…one can only dream…
That sounds fucking disgusting
no, roads would be soft and nice!
You are what you eat.
Negative, i am haggis
I am a meat popsicle.
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We’re made out of meat?
Statement: While the majority of Lemmy may consist of subpar meat bags that does not mean all are meat bags.
Shh! Not so loud. You’ll spook the neighbours.
My favorite version: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6JFTmQCFHg
I thought we were ugly bags of mostly water.
Both correct.
Also, there are four lights.
There’s a fifth, but
Maybe we’re a carbon based intelligence that just goes through a meat phase.
a hotdog isn’t just a sausage, but we might consider ourselves sausages tho
if you turn the inside of a hotdog into feces it’s not a hotdog anymore, this is my hot take
It only stops being a hot dog when it comes out of your ass as it is no longer encased.
But by that logic, a human centipede wouldn’t be a string of hot dogs.
I don’t know if they’re dogs, but they’re definitely hot. 3===\\\\'=>
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The rest of the animal isn’t around a hot dog casing.
We are all hot dogs on this blessed day. 🙌
Speak for yourself
It’s hotdogs all the way down
Not all hotdogs have casings
Sausage in - sausage out
this is what ancient greek philosophy is actually like
this is like some wacky epiphany I’d have while absolutely zooted lmao I love it 😂
Oh hotdog, you completo me.
