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  • Ephera@lemmy.mltoFunny@sh.itjust.worksI am wise
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    10 hours ago

    I know it’s a joke, but I did not find it worth worrying about lactose. I mainly had problems with it when eating cereal or drinking chocolate milk. And for both of those, oat milk is absolutely fine, since you probably have oats in your cereal anyways and some of the premixed chocolate oat milks you can find in stores are IMHO nicer than the cow milk ones.

    And even with yoghurts, I can get a decent selection of vegan ones that taste virtually indistinguishable.

    So, I guess, I tolerate lactose so long as I do not have to talk to it. 🙃


  • Ephera@lemmy.mltomemes@lemmy.worldSmart bed? Really?
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    15 hours ago

    What I find most frustrating about this kind of incident is this:

    xkcd comic about the entire software engineering field not being trustworthy

    There is fucking nothing that would prevent humanity from actually building a ‘smart’ bed. Something that gives you data and allows you to control heating etc. based on this data, without these features being a liability.
    This would’ve been possible decades ago and technological advancements have made building reliable software easier ever since.

    But unregulated capitalism means that instead of using this to actually build reliable software, it’s rather used to cut costs. You still get the same unreliable mess.
    And the worst part is that this isn’t even in the interest of capitalism either. Sending shivers down the spine of any experts that hear about your smart device means that excitement among potential customers won’t be excessive either.
















  • Ephera@lemmy.mltoScience Memes@mander.xyzHonestly Bizarre
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    4 days ago

    Excuse me, it’s smoothies that are an abomination, if anything.

    You’ve got beautiful fruit where each bite tastes and feels different, which have long fibers with structural integrity to prevent your stomach from ingesting the sugar all at once, and then you decide:
    Nah, I’d rather have fruit soup, where the whole thing just has a singular monotonous taste. And where there’s nothing to chew. Just sign me up for the retirement home now.


  • Ephera@lemmy.mltoScience Memes@mander.xyzHonestly Bizarre
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    4 days ago

    I believe, it’s a US thing. This is a quote from the official Dietary Guidelines for Americans (DGA):

    Other Vegetables: All other fresh, frozen, and canned vegetables, cooked or raw: for example, asparagus, avocado, bamboo shoots, beets, bitter melon, Brussels sprouts, cabbage (green, red, napa, savoy), cactus pads (nopales), cauliflower, celery, chayote (mirliton), cucumber, eggplant, green beans, kohlrabi, luffa, mushrooms, okra, onions, radish, rutabaga, seaweed, snow peas, summer squash, tomatillos, and turnips.

    Source: https://www.dietaryguidelines.gov/sites/default/files/2021-03/Dietary_Guidelines_for_Americans-2020-2025.pdf (page 28)

    I’ve read elsewhere that the reason for the DGA to conflate them, is because mushrooms have comparable nutrients to vegetables. So, from a dietary and regulatory viewpoint, it makes some amount of sense. But yeah, I feel like you could have just had a category “vegetables & mushrooms”.


  • Ephera@lemmy.mltoProgrammer Humor@lemmy.mlDiligence
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    6 days ago

    Yeah, I feel this one. We currently have significantly less dev velocity than the velocity at which requirements come in. So, unless something actually is the highest priority *right now*, there’s a pretty low chance of it ever being worked on.

    And then, yeah, I can be “professional” and say that we’ll work on it when we find time for it. That’s technically not a lie.
    But we both know that it’s not going to happen, so it’s actually better for the customer to take that reality at face value and find another solution.


  • YouTube made a change to their content curation algorithm a few years ago, which favors longer videos, because they can fit more ads into those. As a result, even topics that could be perfectly covered in shortform videos get documentary-length videos.

    But actually creating a densely packed documentary is a lot of work, so instead you get three intros, an unboxing, a tasting and half a life story for a video on how to bake a bread.