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minus-squaresalvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up134arrow-down1·2 months agoOh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up108arrow-down1·2 months agoHave you tried meowing at them?
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up61·2 months agodon’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
minus-squareBigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 months agoMarking your territory probably didn’t help you either
minus-squareBleakBluets@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up24·2 months agoDon’t pick a house with a dog next time.
minus-squareAmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoHave you tried UwU’ing at them?
minus-squareBigBananaDealer@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 month agothats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
minus-squareAmosBurton_ThatGuy@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·1 month agoJust block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoThat would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.
Oh sure, when the cat walks into a house and wants to live there, they’re all “omg it’s so cute” and “let’s go buy it food and a bed”, but when I do it, they’re all “who the hell are you?” and “leave or I’m calling the cops” :(
Have you tried meowing at them?
don’t do this. it only made things escalate in my experience
Marking your territory probably didn’t help you either
Don’t pick a house with a dog next time.
Have you tried UwU’ing at them?
thats even worse why would you suggest that you trying to get me shot on sight?
Just block the shots with your big banana ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
That would only work if you’re very cute and kinda short.