Please remove the NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I read this I had to start furiously masturbating but there was nothing to masturbate to. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “would” and “call the police (Megan Hall)”. I dropped my phone but nobody around me was able to see this story. Now there is a whole train of men desperate to masturbate together without this post. This is your fault, you could have prevented this if you just hadn’t tagged this post NSFW.

you marked it as nsfw so you’re good