Fortunately, woodland creatures don’t hire lawyers
No, the dead give away is the crown royal
That particular layout is exclusive to soil, sorry

I love it when the soil triangle gets memed. The original triangle is used to determine soil textures, which is a super important property in !soilscience@slrpnk.net
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The Doge days are over
The doge days are done
The FBI is coming
So you OUU oo out better run.
I once drove my Argo
Though a bunch of pollinating cattails. Me and my friend were covered in yellow pollen head to toe.
As im driving through, she yells ‘uhhh! I’m cumming so much!’ in her best mattress actress voice over the roar of the argo
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I used to dig ALL. THE. PITS. Now I just post pictures of nice ones I see online.
A reminder that https://slrpnk.net/c/memes exists. I’m crossposting this there, as it’s totally on point. The stupid ‘!’ thing wasn’t working for me.


I did too! Nice take on ‘the horrors persist’ style memes


Am I the only one having an aneurysm trying to read this meme text? I haven’t had coffee yet so I could just be firing on 1.75 cylinders
Ketchup flinging room?


I’m irrationality angry about the term ‘bottom soil’ and that it’s below granite
If you assume an average ejaculation distance of 9 inches and a nominal speed of 15 mph (this is apparently surprisingly well studied) - you get a data transfer rate of 46,500 TB/s.
I once joked I could jizz faster than my shitty internet connection. Guess I was right
Oh my god I love it
While @AugustWest@lemmy.world provides an anthropogenic use for bat boxes, they are widely used in conservation.
Disturbance is putting a lot of pressure on bats. White nose fungus is also hammering bat populations. Anyway, bat boxes are artificial refugia - simulated habitat. These boxes, like other artificial refugia, such as bee boxes, need to be pretty carefully designed so they don’t do the following:
In general, refugia are at best temporary spaces while ecosystems recover from disturbance and natural habitat re-establishes. This is hard in the case of bats, because they need tree crevices (found in older trees) or rock outcrops and the like.
there’s some really cool papers out there on artificial refugia, if you want to nerd the fuck out about it. Cowan, did some great work around them. He’s a cool dude, and was super pumped to hear how his papers were being considered from a reclamation standpoint when I reached out to him: https://conbio.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/csp2.204
You ever listen to 1812 overture? Lol
His friends call him spooky dick
I’m an original or bust kind of guy. I’ve don’t like any flavoured whiskey.
I’ve had their XR and their OXR, the latter of which was really rare.