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minus-squareThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·1 month ago“What makes you qualified to be employed by Pink Food Tray Inc?” “I can shit on a bullseye from a quarter of a mile up.” “Welcome aboard!”
minus-squarebetterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 month agoAnd yet if I use that response in an interview, it’s “unprofessional” and gets me “escorted out of the building by security.”
“What makes you qualified to be employed by Pink Food Tray Inc?”
“I can shit on a bullseye from a quarter of a mile up.”
“Welcome aboard!”
And yet if I use that response in an interview, it’s “unprofessional” and gets me “escorted out of the building by security.”