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irelephant [he/him]@programming.devM to Software Gore@programming.devEnglish · 12 days ago

Christopher went for a long run this evening.

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Christopher went for a long run this evening.

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irelephant [he/him]@programming.devM to Software Gore@programming.devEnglish · 12 days ago
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  • Bonus @lemm.ee
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    Strava is the best for this. Screenshot of Strava creating exponentially more mountain biking travel than I actually did, yet in the same amount of time.

    (I still don’t understand how to load images here)

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      This is more about the weird pathing and not the distance, but here’s what it looks like when I have a bouldering session. Apparently I spend a lot of time outside and pass through walls.

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        Kind of goes haywire when cell signal drops out. Might be in a brick or concrete building? Mine was in an area of the mountains where using the phone was doomed. I’ve been using a garmin since and it never does this. In a pinch, I used my phone on a hike the other day, and next to big boulder, it did the same thing you’re showing, sent an impossibly straight line up a mountain.

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          Get it with a Garmin that uses the two satellite types and worse with a Suntu I use for extreme outdoors. Must be a tin roof or something.

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            Bouldering inside a faraday cage.

      • 🔍🦘🛎@lemmy.world
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        Just standard GPS drift tbh

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        22m elevation during a boulder session? Pick up the slack jeez.

    • irelephant [he/him]@programming.devOPM
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      12 days ago

      its

      ![](https://image.url/)
      

      so,

      • Bonus @lemm.ee
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        Thanks. Edited it. Works!

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          Also you can add a text description of the image between the brackets if you’d like. It helps blind people.

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            Oh, so it becomes alt text? That’s brilliant. It just disappeared but I didn’t realize what happened. Or I’m misunderstanding (not seeing the text). Nope, I see it if I click on show source.

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              Also, some apps like Voyager will show the alt text as a caption when you open the image.

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                That’s what I was expecting. Have to check that out. Thanks.

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    Was he trying to reverse time to save Lois Lane?

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      deleted by creator

  • christopher@lemmy.ca
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    I beat my previous record

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    Chris aka Barry Allen?

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      Maths guy, how long would it take barry to cover this distance?

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        Fractions of a fraction of a second. Barry can run much much faster than light and at light speed this distance would take ~1.6 seconds.

        Edit: corrected my incorrect math because i read mi as meters

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          This is clearly a comma-is-thousands number of miles (as is consistent with places that use miles).

          It’s 1.66 seconds at light speed.

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            Yeah, I read mi as m at first. Doesn’t really change the statement since Barry can run trillions of times faster than light.

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          Also, Barry in the TV series saying, “Mach 20 is not a thing”

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    When you forgot to turn off location spoofing:

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    Goku forgot to turn off fitness tracking while in battle

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    Biblically accurate marathon

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    He’s just built different

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    11 days ago

    I think the Flash has a new secret identity.

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