Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is stimulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.

Worse eye wash station ever

The team building games are getting too intense for me.

Cockeyed

Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.

“Dr. I.C. Weiner”

First date ideas

Hey, my eyes are up here.

Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”

Where’s Wally: The Movie

When you stare into a piss, it stares back into you

“Miss Frizzle said she’d be in there SOMEwhere…”

While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.

“Ouch.”

The Jizz-o-scope in use

“Can you read the numbers in the first line?”