dude FUCK all this Arby’s slander online and on TV, man. That Family guy skit, every “vagina burger” post, y’all are just raking Arby’s through the coals for the hell of it, arent’cha?
They have good sandwiches, man!! Ever had a smokehouse brisket? Those things are pretty good! French Swiss? Even better, is you ask me. And the shakes, the SHAKES! Good shit.
AND instead of doing that annoying “start shit with other companies for fun” schtick every brand Twitter account did, they make food art of various franchises! It’s cool shit!
The rustic, warm theming of the restaurants themselves, too. It’s just a nice place to sit down and enjoy a meal with friends on a road trip. You’ll dare your friend to chug a triple pepper sauce packet raw or some shit. It’s nice.
Fuck all of you for slandering Arby’s. We are not friends.
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thanks to the person I’m replying to for the higher quality image w/o the tiktok watermark, though
See?! This shit is what I mean. Did Arby’s CEO do something to piss off some Hollywood big-wig?! Why is this shit so prevalent?!?? It’s normal fast food, man!!
I love how you wrote this like a counter-ad. Hard agree, jamocha shakes are the best cheap shake and Arby’s gets a totally bad rap. Just add Arbys or Horsey sauce to whatever you get to make it 10x better
It was funny at first (several years ago), but anyone who’s still riding the “shit on Arby’s” train is so transparently desperate for laughs and attention that it’s just sad and pathetic.
I used to live near the Arby’s where the manager got arrested for pissing in the shakes which was only discovered after the police investigated him for pedophilia, so I avoided them for awhile
dude FUCK all this Arby’s slander online and on TV, man. That Family guy skit, every “vagina burger” post, y’all are just raking Arby’s through the coals for the hell of it, arent’cha?
They have good sandwiches, man!! Ever had a smokehouse brisket? Those things are pretty good! French Swiss? Even better, is you ask me. And the shakes, the SHAKES! Good shit.
AND instead of doing that annoying “start shit with other companies for fun” schtick every brand Twitter account did, they make food art of various franchises! It’s cool shit!
The rustic, warm theming of the restaurants themselves, too. It’s just a nice place to sit down and enjoy a meal with friends on a road trip. You’ll dare your friend to chug a triple pepper sauce packet raw or some shit. It’s nice.
Fuck all of you for slandering Arby’s. We are not friends.
spoiler
thanks to the person I’m replying to for the higher quality image w/o the tiktok watermark, though
If they could just once give me hot curly fries that aren’t half-cooked, i wouldn’t dogpile them tbh. But they cant even do that
yeahh I’ll give you that tbh they do undercook the curly fries a lot of the time
But do you ever hear people say that‽ It’s always “gutter food that makes you shit,” never “undercooked curly fries.”
Gah. I’m peeved, man.
See?! This shit is what I mean. Did Arby’s CEO do something to piss off some Hollywood big-wig?! Why is this shit so prevalent?!?? It’s normal fast food, man!!
I love how you wrote this like a counter-ad. Hard agree, jamocha shakes are the best cheap shake and Arby’s gets a totally bad rap. Just add Arbys or Horsey sauce to whatever you get to make it 10x better
It was funny at first (several years ago), but anyone who’s still riding the “shit on Arby’s” train is so transparently desperate for laughs and attention that it’s just sad and pathetic.
It reminds me of the whole, “lol Taco Bell makes you shit uncontrollably” thing… Like, maybe you should see a gastroenterologist.
I used to live near the Arby’s where the manager got arrested for pissing in the shakes which was only discovered after the police investigated him for pedophilia, so I avoided them for awhile
okay yeah that’s fair