My cat tries to save me from the bathtub. He will bite and claw me in an attempt to pull me out, and he will circle around the lip of the tub and cry at me.

It was cute the first time he did it.

First thing they teach first responders: don’t become a second victim, it helps nobody. Look at your big-ass self, you think cat can save you? And if cat goes running for help, who’s gonna listen? Maybe they’d give cat some salmon but you’ll still drown.

Cat loves you and will sit with you while you finish drowning. Then when you get your next life you can go together for some salmon. You still have some lives left, right?

I bet he will pull you out of the pool when he needs to eat hour face

You see having cat do something is a different route entirely. You want your cat to attack burglars? Don’t train your cat to attack burglars. Just spray catnip on the burglar. They will die. :3

“Cat Lassy will save me!” https://youtu.be/_Q2s8AJbsps