Ok Lemmings look, I love life and I love my family, so I’d hate to have to blow my fucking brains out. So what’s another strategy for tuning out this incessant lava chicken?
Alternatively, does anyone have a time machine and enough money to convince Jack Black to not do the Minecraft movie?
Tell him or her that if it’s underground, it’s called magma rather than lava.
Haha, that’s a pretty good plan for whenever he does something annoying. Just “well actually” at him until he stops.