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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago

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cm0002@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 23 hours ago
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  • TachyonTele@piefed.social
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    21 hours ago

    Everyone has a plan until they get hit by a rock.

    • lemmyknow@lemmy.today
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      11 hours ago

      God bless the backwards parkers, for they know not what they do

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      Everyone wants to be tall, but they forget that Goliath went down after being hit with a pebble.

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        With apologies for the pedantry, the sling stone was more likely "from the size of a billiard ball to a tennis ball.” and capable of “slightly less stopping power than a .44 magnum cartridge.”

        So yeah, being tall doesn’t stop you from going down from the equivalent of being shot in the head…

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          Exactly. Sling yes, pebble no

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          17 hours ago

          To a giant, that’s a pebble. 😌

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            most pistol bullets are pebble sized for humans

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        18 hours ago

        So you’re telling me that dwarfs are immune to a thrown brick?

        • teegus@sh.itjust.works
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          15 hours ago

          lower centre of gravity, less chance of toppling over

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            11 hours ago

            You want to fall over. The more energy goes into moving you, the less energy goes into destroying you.

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          18 hours ago

          I mean… more than Goliath.

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        20 hours ago

        I like that

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      15 hours ago

      What if your plan includes getting hit with a rock

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        Then their plan is complete

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          13 hours ago

          No but it just includes it, as part of it, not as the ultimate part

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