You mean the original turn coats?
Reasons the ocean doesn’t suck:
It imploded that submarine full of billionaires.
You can’t walk on it
Skill issue.
Why don’t you rub it in, Jesus. 🙄
Don’t diss manatees like that. They are giant floating ocean potatoes with a temperament somewhere between snorlax and a puppy.
Complain about darkness but like the weirdos that dwell in the darkness? Odd take lol
Mammal traitors is such a hilarious way to describe whales
Flipper-floppers is also acceptable
The real reason…
Bout to say, pic needs more nudibranchs
What makes us mammals is, at least in a linguistical sense, being brestfed. My first thought on the traitor thing, was “grow some breasts”. Turns out, whales do have nipples
Spongebob knew what was up
Whales are like “we had legs and didn’t like it. Twice. Typical topside bottom dwellers.”
can’t walk on it
Then how come Toad the Wet Sprocket has a song about walking on the ocean? 🤔
