Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoWhat is the inane song you have written for your cat?message-squaremessage-square33fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down13
arrow-up148arrow-down1message-squareWhat is the inane song you have written for your cat?Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square33fedilink
minus-squareKamephis@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·edit-216 hours agoI call it ‘Ode to the late Hermione’, written to the tune of Ode to joy: Stinker pooper farter tooter, Smelly butt and rotten arse, If you weren’t such a cuter, We would send your butt to Mars. NASA would be ove-erjoyed with, Geoforming going well. Ooooh, How can such a little kitty, Make Mars smell like rotten hell. Stinker pooper farter tooter, Smelly butt and rotten arse, If you weren’t such a cuter, We would send your butt to Mars. But be careful, don’t light fires, Her farts are quite flammable, Turning Mars into a pyre, Stinking gas cloud pole to pole.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·10 hours agosomehow reminds me of Thunderpants.
I call it ‘Ode to the late Hermione’, written to the tune of Ode to joy:
Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren’t such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.
NASA would be ove-erjoyed with,
Geoforming going well. Ooooh,
How can such a little kitty,
Make Mars smell like rotten hell.
Stinker pooper farter tooter,
Smelly butt and rotten arse,
If you weren’t such a cuter,
We would send your butt to Mars.
But be careful, don’t light fires,
Her farts are quite flammable,
Turning Mars into a pyre,
Stinking gas cloud pole to pole.
somehow reminds me of Thunderpants.