PIcking up platypi is, per my experience, right up there with quicksand as far as frequency of encounters is concerned. I’m not saying it won’t happen, but if I do have to pick up a platypus, and there’s some quicksand around then I’m gonna go buy a lottery ticket, if you see what I mean.
PIcking up platypi is, per my experience, right up there with quicksand as far as frequency of encounters is concerned. I’m not saying it won’t happen, but if I do have to pick up a platypus, and there’s some quicksand around then I’m gonna go buy a lottery ticket, if you see what I mean.
*platypussies
platypodes
Unironically correct, but also very funny.
what no i’m not allowed to be correct fuck
platypodes nuts
Platypusii.
Do you also say, “octopussies”?
Every chance I get.
Not to be confused with the elusive cocktopus
One day we’ll find this mythical being, there are top men on the case, and also bottom men
not to be confused with the extremely dangerous glocktopus
Oh, a Roger Moore fan?
The correct spelling is “platypuses”, you degenerates.
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