miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agoThere Goes The Poop Knife Legacylemmy.dbzer0.comimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1108arrow-down15file-text
arrow-up1103arrow-down1imageThere Goes The Poop Knife Legacylemmy.dbzer0.commiss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Funny@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square16fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareℍ𝕂-𝟞𝟝@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up54·2 months agoYeah the poop knife is not a knife made from poop, but a knife with the purpose of cutting poop.
minus-squarelurch (he/him)@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·2 months agofun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoJust install a poop blender. My gosh, it’s not the 90s anymore 🙄
minus-squareITGuyLevi@programming.devlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoHad one in a house I rented in the UK, don’t recommend, when they break they are not fun to inspect.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoWas it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.
minus-squareRcklsabndn@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI believe they call it a 'shite saber '.
minus-squaredevfuuu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoThere’s been definitely more than 3 times in my life where I needed one.
minus-squareKyrgizion@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoIf you need one though, you may want to reconsider your diet.
minus-squareoortjunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up11·2 months agoYeah this is knife poop. Not poop knife. GET IT RIGHT, IT MATTERS.
Yeah the poop knife is not a knife made from poop, but a knife with the purpose of cutting poop.
fun fact: European toilet pipes have a much larger diameter, therefore they can use a poop sword.
Just install a poop blender. My gosh, it’s not the 90s anymore 🙄
Had one in a house I rented in the UK, don’t recommend, when they break they are not fun to inspect.
Was it the ShitStorm 4000? I heard their drive shaft was too weak. Better go for the bigger model.
I believe they call it a 'shite saber '.
There’s been definitely more than 3 times in my life where I needed one.
If you need one though, you may want to reconsider your diet.
Yeah this is knife poop. Not poop knife.
GET IT RIGHT, IT MATTERS.
Today’s Youth for ya smh
It’s on, mf!