Just have them cup their hands, pour some water in, and then send them on their way. Fortunately, eggs and toilet paper are expensive as well, so you shouldn’t have to worry about any repercussions.
Fortunately, eggs and toilet paper are expensive as well
Jesus christ, I cannot imagine being a kid in this generation of the US.
No treats or tricks under the MAGA regime. I hope they at least remember how to do a t-shirt ninja. If their parents even let them go outside, that is…
Who else handing out cups of water this year??
Don’t let Nestlé know you have water
It would be fucking hilarious to be giving out bottled water and one of the trick or treaters comes as the Quick rabbit.
“Oh shit, here they come!”
Cups, in this economy?!?
Just have them cup their hands, pour some water in, and then send them on their way. Fortunately, eggs and toilet paper are expensive as well, so you shouldn’t have to worry about any repercussions.
Jesus christ, I cannot imagine being a kid in this generation of the US.
No treats or tricks under the MAGA regime. I hope they at least remember how to do a t-shirt ninja. If their parents even let them go outside, that is…
Who’s got cup money?!?
Just have them drink from a giant hamster tube thing hanging outside your door.
Oranges are a traditional treat for Christmas. I reckon with its orange hue, it’s gonna make a killing for Halloween this year!