My 2 year old goldendoodle just yeeted herself off the porch for no reason and fucked up her leg. Of course the vet is booked until 11 AM tomorrow. This is the same dog that had to get bowel obstruction surgery twice in two months because she kept eating toys. She is not allowed to have toys anymore.

She’s such a goblin.

  • Pope-King Joe@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    I was loading groceries into my freezer and had the door propped open with a small fridge magnet, and my old cat, being the ever curious orange dingus she was, climbed onto the top of the fridge where the freezer was, and started sniffing around. I walked away and around the corner back to my front door to grab the rest of the groceries and when I returned, she had closed herself into the freezer and was yowling. It took less than ten seconds for her goofy ass to get stuck inside the ice box.