i imagine kryptonians drop logs dense like nibblonians’ pebbles. which are also so dense they only require wiping/bideting when for example supes is sick.
so like, he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.
dude is going to have the heaviest shits later.
that toilet is gonna look like this when he’s done spraying lead out his well toned kryptonian ass.
i imagine kryptonians drop logs dense like nibblonians’ pebbles. which are also so dense they only require wiping/bideting when for example supes is sick.
so like, he probably uses a lead bowl and a portal to the Phantom zone to take care of his deuces.
imagining all the criminals in the phantom zone getting shredded by a lifetime of super poop is hilarious.
Viva la dirt league needs to be sent this idea. Poste haste!