So we’re just posting straight-up uncensored porn now, cool.
sus
Babe, let’s hold hands while I shove my enormous foot in your crotch
Hey uhmm, what are these?
Microbrachius dicki
Wow, it’s not a joke. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microbrachius
With picture : https://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/ancient-armoured-fish-first-creatures-to-have-sex-9805387.html
The article:
Microbrachius means “little arms” and refers to the genital limbs that locked male and female fish together when mating. And dicki means – that’s right, you guessed it.
The wiki:
It is named after its discoverer, Robert Dick.
Turns out I didn’t guess it after all.
Unfortunately for him, the 19th century discoverer, Robert Dick, did not live to see the 2013 discovery of his namesake’s sexual dimorphism (presumably because no imprints of soft tissue had been found back then).
Roommates.
Good friends even!
Lewd hand-holding; it’s a scientific fact!
Date night with me and who else?
