Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agoYour task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? message-squaremessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up159arrow-down13
arrow-up156arrow-down1message-squareYour task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do? Ek-Hou-Van-Braai@piefed.social to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 hours agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squareJetpackJackson@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-23 hours agoOptions: Vomit all over the interviewer’s desk. Act crazy and shout random stuff in German, made worse by the fact that my German is dogshit Pretend that I’m in a theater play (ie Romeo and juliet) and start dramatically acting a role, etc.
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Vomit all over the interviewer’s desk.
Act crazy and shout random stuff in German, made worse by the fact that my German is dogshit
Pretend that I’m in a theater play (ie Romeo and juliet) and start dramatically acting a role, etc.