I'll take a the government is collecting your nail clippings with a side of your fourth grade teacher was a vampire and has been hunting you ever since.

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months ago

MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

New teeth please

St3alth@lemmy.ml · 4 months ago

Yeah get me a dose of “no fucks to give” I’m running out of them

SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 months ago

Stiffy@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Chicken nuggies

niktemadur@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

The Jeopardy! question to the answer “42”.

☭SaltyIcetea☭@lemmy.ml · 4 months ago

id like some existential dread please

BigDaddySlim@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

Lemme get uhhhhhh

I’ll have uhhhh

I’ll take the hair growing out of you head contain your lost thoughts and memories, you gotta eat your hair to remember

krooklochurm@lemmy.ca · 4 months ago

No no no the government IS my nail clippings.