The boss walks in, there’s someone on the phone for you:

  • Phone: “Hi, I’m the leader person behind that book/television/film franchise you complain about online and gee-whiz, you’re right! We want you to run things from here on out.”
  • You: “Do I get supreme retcon powers?”
  • Phone: “Of course! We’ll even retroactively edit in your changes!”

Huh, that was easy. What are you changing?

  • corsicanguppy@lemmy.caEnglish
    3·
    3 天前

    all you have to do is hire one obsessed nerd and run decisions by him

    If it’s Henry Cavill, you’ve got your actor AND obsessed nerd in the same package!