because that would be gay. part of the evil homosexual agenda we must stop!

it’s manly/womanly/hetero to beat up on other people and harass them for their issues and problems. or at least, to pretend that their problems are less than those of this more oppressed group. plus it feels really good to call people names rather than acknowledge their humanity and/or their fallibility.

but hey, we all know that billionaires are the most oppressed group on the planet. they are the true victims.