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    1 day ago

    Funny that so many uses of maths depends on measurement, and yet so many pure mathematicians seem to be clueless about how we actually measure things and why its useful. It doesn’t even matters about all this bullshit about infinities , were talking about the real world. It’s all about the precision of the tape measure. Here’s a true story from back in the day:

    English Mathematician: You’ll need an infinite number of bricks to build a wall around any island’s coastline. French guy: come on over and see Mont Saint Michel it’s vraiment genial!

    English Mathematician: Oh that wall is infinitely far away from the true coastline, those bricks are not regulation infinitesimal length. If they’d started from the other corner they’d have got a different shape, and for sure needed infinite number of infinitesimal bricks to actually build that wall. Sloppy french masons. I can prove it I’ll blast them all away with cannon fire until the glorious mathematical truth is revealed underneath.

    One year later French inhabitants: fuck off english maths whore!

    Ten years more laterer Hi french dudes! I’m back with a greater number of even bigger state of the art truth seeking cannon. I will prove this if its the last thing i do.

    One year later . . .