GreenPlasticSushiGrass

So you do actually have to be able to defend against an avocado attack before you move on to pointed sticks. TIL.

OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.

That’s two weeks off with pay and a medal for bravery, right there.

Bro put the punchline in the title.

Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I’m old.

A fifth is 750 mL, a pint is 200 mL, and a half pint is 100 mL. I always assumed it was no coincidence that the amounts in mL are so even, but maybe I’m wrong.

Let’s not forget liquor!

They got their name because they’re the kind of casserole you bring to family gatherings. They got popular because of crispy cheesy awesomeness.

Do I have to pick one? Shoestring fries, waffle fries, tater tots, home fries, steak fries, garlic mashed potatoes, potato pancakes made from leftover garlic mashed potatoes, curly fries, funeral potatoes, and Greek potatoes are all awesome. I’d also like to try to make patatas bravas sometime. I’m guessing they will also be awesome.

“Feed a cold, starve a fever.” Rest, hydrate, and eat if you can.

As a wise man once said, “Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I just sits.”