That was my first thought too, because fuck corn syrup, but I upvoted username zpqs anyway because his comment made me laugh.

Okay but are those knees really brown? They look kinda pink to me.

Drugs cost money. Am maxxed out with food, shelter, & transportation expenses. Exercise is my drug. It’s a FREE daily endorphin/adrenaline high, & it’s healthy, & all the side effects are positive, with no withdrawals, no hangovers, & improves body, thinking clarity, relationships, and as a bonus get to date hot people because exercise makes us all smokin hot.

Yes. Am a beardless woman. Except for that one recurring gnarly chin whisker that keeps sprouting up every few weeks. I pluck it.

You should divorce her for being a sociopath.

Influencers are worse than monsters & crazy people. Actually influencers ARE monsters & crazy people.

Cicadas do nothing but shreik unholy shrill screams until someone else of their species decides to have sex with them, so why don’t we give that a try?

Juicy vagina keeps you running?

I finally went to the doctor after decades of crippling shoulder & back pain. I know how to rehabilitate it myself, but what the world won’t give me is TIME & MONEY to rehabilitate so I’m taking the official -medical-records-and-doctor’s-orders route so the government & IRS & whoever the fuck is holding me as a slave to capitalism …will grant me time & resources for physical therapy & stop buckling under this pain.

Being a parent is maddening. You think you’d do better with your own children until you experience the 24/7/365 stress that children inherently bring upon their parents. Few people escape childhood undamaged. Life has never been easy or perfect for anyone.

I’m fifty years old.

I guess there’s nothing left to comment. It’s all been said.

Slice up the pizza with some dramatic pizzazz. Wait it just occurred to me that pizzazz & pizza are quite similar words.

But first make sure their will & estate stipulates that their wealth will be evenly distributed among every deserving needful hardworking person on the planet, right?

Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, Hulu, Netflix, Xbox, PlayStation, Disney+, HBO, Tesla vehicles, dating apps,

Because in preparation for the eclipse, people were searching for ways to prevent hurting their eyes.

So you were standing there all uncomfortably in the kitchen while you typed that out with your thumbs? You did send a good message though. Everything you said is pretty true except I don’t think most people would want to store their phone in their cabinet. Our phones are not only addictive, but if we can get past that addiction they still come in handy and they are essential to daily life.

Chicken are birds. And you know what they say about birds. They’re not real.

Did you write that on your phone? Or on your computer? Same addiction.

It’s not the x= sh that bothers me. It’s the “lotl” = “lot” that makes no sense.