Sure but he’d have to find the RIGHT kind of lazy people. Some lazy people just lay around and do nothing and come up with no solutions for anything.

It’s where all the wealthy suicidal people go for their final vacation.

If she’d be 100 today it’s more plausible that she did indeed die 20 years ago.

Everybody check your carbon dioxide alarms 😂, they’d be beeping 24/7 in ideal circumstances. How annoying that would be.

May the fork be with him.

I agree, my opinion is ghosts too.

Please tell us you leave cakes and tacos as your calling cards too.

Oh how funny, I was just talking out loud to myself yesterday about dowsing even though I’ve never dowsed before, just learned about it by staring at screens.

It was catchy enough until they started the gangster thug talk rapping.

In and of itself was a good safe excellent school & peers & teachers but hormonally I had a couple crying episodes right in the middle of classroom those years.

Only $17? Then how do you explain all those twenties and fifties she’s got strewn about her bosom?

Because girls with pockets are happy. And happy girls are sexy :-)

How does bird squeeze through that tiny mail slot?

Don’t worry the 2nd player brings their own controller and you both figure out how to put both of your controllers together.

So if that lady has a miscarriage because she gave her foetus alcohol poisoning, she can be put in prison for killing her unborn child, right? Because abortion & miscarriages are illegal in Texas.

In 2006 I fell asleep watching that movie. Highly recommend falling asleep watching that movie. The background noise is artistically stunning and sleep-promoting soothing.

I’ve always been curious about Citizen Kane. I haven’t seen it. Is it boring too?

Be careful when you let your phone automatically capitalize the word “uber.” You’re talking about Uber drivers when you capitalize that word.

If you’re ever lost in a forest, and you want to be rescued, just start building a house. Someone will magically appear to ask if you have a building permit.

Did he give her millions of dollars to do things like what she’s doing in that picture? Can’t imagine why she would do that without some sort of monetary exchange.