I wonder if theyre good at calculus.

Or have excess calcium deposits somewhere in their body.

Or if they’re a calculator.

Interesting. My opthalmologist says I have astigmatism, and I’ve noticed my prescription glasses are definitely polarized.

clear vision is for the weak

🤣

Oh fuck, how did you know my name?? 😳 This is spooky.

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Receptionist isn’t an opthalmologist, and she probably had no idea that you’d just been rendered temporarily legally blind.

Astigmatisms can’t be cleaned away.

People can use auto-generated usernames if they want to. When I was new to Reddit, didn’t know I was allowed to change the username before it finalized.

Can’t really judge an account by those generic usernames, because that’s the default format reddit generates unless a real human user decides to manually change it before locking it in.

Well since reddit pretends to be far right (and full of bots which is another topic but also renders reddit fake & useless), and most of us are here because Reddit was intolerant of our defiance to adhere to its right-wingedness, yeah I’d say fediverse is left. We’re free people who refuse to have our free-thinking & free speech squashed.

Self- righteous religious celebrities are awkwardly sexually repressed and their feigned wholesomeness & naivete are nauseating.

I’m a woman who prefers the man on the right. Not the clown on the left. https://youtube.com/shorts/HvUietWN688

https://youtu.be/BXLqDGL1FSg

Nothing beats that time when Kirk Cameron & Ray Comfort were praising God about the brilliant design of bananas.

https://youtu.be/BXLqDGL1FSg

I agree with you. It was totally staged. Those extremely valuable items just sitting there uselessly rotting away are far too valuable not to cash in. Someone with a lot of authority decided to orchestrate this heist so those jewels could finally be cashed in. And they are in such a high position of authority that the only authority above them is god.

Because the news reports I saw had the journalists state confidently & dismissively that there is no expectation for the jewels to be recovered.

I often bring a sewing project to work.

I remember that one. Unacceptable unprofessional behavior.

I like that. Should be standard worldwide. The only reason I could imagine why some doctors prohibit cameras are if they make the doctors feel nervous and would cause them to make mistakes. (I personally know as a human I am uncomfortable with cameras and I tend to behave differently on camera than I do in reality). But you think by this point they are well trained enough they would not be nervous working with patients 🤷🏼‍♀️

And as patients I feel we have the right to see what is being done/ what was done to us! I’m not a litigious person at all, I’m just fascinated because this is my body and I walk around with it all day every day for my entire life, why can’t I see what doctors are doing down there when they’ve got me under anesthesia?

See? Some doctors are cool like that. Why can’t I ever get a cool doctor?

Yes! Sick twisted hilarious work of art, and they left it wide open for so much more to happen 😆