I guess there’s nothing left to comment. It’s all been said.

Slice up the pizza with some dramatic pizzazz. Wait it just occurred to me that pizzazz & pizza are quite similar words.

But first make sure their will & estate stipulates that their wealth will be evenly distributed among every deserving needful hardworking person on the planet, right?

Alcohol, cigarettes, drugs, Hulu, Netflix, Xbox, PlayStation, Disney+, HBO, Tesla vehicles, dating apps,

Because in preparation for the eclipse, people were searching for ways to prevent hurting their eyes.

So you were standing there all uncomfortably in the kitchen while you typed that out with your thumbs? You did send a good message though. Everything you said is pretty true except I don’t think most people would want to store their phone in their cabinet. Our phones are not only addictive, but if we can get past that addiction they still come in handy and they are essential to daily life.

Chicken are birds. And you know what they say about birds. They’re not real.

Did you write that on your phone? Or on your computer? Same addiction.

It’s not the x= sh that bothers me. It’s the “lotl” = “lot” that makes no sense.

I do prefer pronouncing axolotl phonetically to rhyme with Aristotle.

But I guess this kinda makes me curious about the Nahuatl language, why would they use the roman alphabet if they’re just gonna change the pronunciation of every letter into some unrelated nonsense 😵‍💫

Yeah but the guy in that YouTube tutorial seemed like he was implying that everybody should pronounce it correctly according to its language origin 🤷🏼‍♀️

Comfortable slavery is preferable to hard-fought-and-won freedom?

Sounds like a matter of preference. How about if we give people the option for comfortable slavery or to work really hard to earn freedom.

Thanks, I was speaking hypothetically. Everything’s fine over here ☀️

Well it’s a fictional caption on a cartoon, so make of it what you will.

If they care about us, don’t you think they would tell us?

Honestly this is the most psychologically effective anti-sui effort I’ve ever seen.

So if I’m deliberating between staying alive and making everyone around me miserable including myself, versus killing myself and only making everyone around me miserable, I think the second option still comes out as a net positive.

I am sad that that’s true.

After we die, do all of our character flaws get washed clean as if they never happened?

I hate that. I also hate when my phone capitalizes everything it decides is a proper noun or a title name or the name of a band.