Never fear! The grammar fairy is here! 🧚🏼‍♀️

“all but hurt” means that he felt all of the emotions EXCEPT for hurt.

“all butt hurt” is probably what you meant, but would still need a hyphen (i.e. all butt-hurt) to distinguish between being a figure of speech vs his entire buttocks literally hurting.

Grammar fairy flies off to rescue the next fellow in need 🧚🏼‍♀️

Yes, make friends with some artists and follow them around all day to witness them creating raw original art, then purchase the art directly from them.

First you said you wouldn’t be buying a hot pocket ever again. Then you decided you will buy one every eight years?

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We don’t need to fear vaccines anymore. All we can do is accept them even if we’re opposed to them because Bill Gates is putting vaccines in all of our lettuce & farm produce from all the farms he bought up.

I can think of a couple news articles over the years in which people sat on their sofas so long that their skin became fused to the sofa fibers and they died like that.

Ribbit

I saw a couple cars over the past few days that were part of a supposedly DMV-randomized license plate series beginning “8WAY …” Making me picture an 8-person orgy. Anyway isn’t the DMV supposed to reject any randomized automatically generated series that contain any real pronounceable words?

Mexican Radio by Wall of Voodoo

Ah when I was a child I labeled my mixtape Wallavoodoo 😆 because I’d only heard it spoken, never saw it written

If everyone followed that “law,” nobody would eat pigs or catfish.

But most people do eat pig & catfish.

So your explanation doesn’t quite hold water.

I think that means keeping our toenails trimmed.

I understand how that would be disgusting to you, he left your mom for her?? Anyway maybe that loose lady seems to have finally settled down with one person anyway 🤷🏼‍♀️

Oh! There it is 😆

That is an interesting & weird answer he gave 🤔 I wonder how far he goes to reduce his social media footprint and why he goes to such extreme efforts? I wonder if he buys a new burner phone every time he makes a new social media account then shitposts everywhere then deletes everything. Very weird. What are his motivations & end goals?? There is no financial gain, there is no social gain, what else would people’s motives be?

I still sincerely want to know what are they trying to accomplish? What is their end goal? And then after all the things they upload, why do they delete their accounts? Who are they? Is there something nefarious going on here? I’m pretty sure there is no money involved in Lemmy so it can’t be financially motivated, or is it?

Maybe she’s really good in bed & your dad thinks with his penis instead of his brain. But somehow he got through UCLA Law School & lawyer job every day by using his real brain.

Once in awhile when I’m feeling naughty I’ll drink flavored sparkling water and I definitely notice it leaves me feeling comparatively unquenched & slightly unwell afterwards. I’m telling you water is the best hydration, pure water, of course we need the electrolyte nutrients to fully get the full effectiveness of the hydration like potassium magnesium sodium, if it’s not already in our food we can supplement those 3 things, but yeah water + sodium + potassium + magnesium is perfect hydration & no other liquids are necessary. Any other liquids people drink are for comfort & taste.

Everything else except water is literally dehydrating. Water quenches my thirst. I’ve had a massive water drinking daily habit for 30 years.

Marie apparently didn’t understand the concept or purpose of dates, and apparently wasn’t sexually driven whatsoever.

With that guy who used our “date” as an opportunity to run errands. I clearly remember a few minutes at a CoinStar machine with him.