Aw cute naughty kitty. Glad you’re ok

Also we were taught that some of our great grandparents’ contemporaries had to spend their entire lives in an iron lung. Was that true? Their entire lives? Like they were never able to get up and walk around and participate in life in between iron lung sessions?

Seriously how is it legal to sell literal trash on Facebook marketplace??

There needs to be some oversight and ban sellers like Elias who post their trash for sale.

After you permanently stopped wrestling with her, did she ever get playful and come attack you when your guard was down and vulnerable?

Need to pass some arbitrary outrageous version of the bar exam to participate on Reddit.

Last time I tried to get a Google voice number they said all the numbers were taken and none were available. I tried every area code possible.

Do these indicate up / down votes that I’ve given to other people? Or that other people have given to me?

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Y’know you could just get out of the bathtub instead of spending your life struggle-farting to stay afloat in there.

I also recall these at fast food restaurants in the Drive-Thru line.

I’m a Linux > Ubuntu > Gnome type of girl. I don’t know what any of that means but those are how I use my linux.

Upvoting for Karen Carpenter 🥹

I don’t think I’ll get any new ones, still comfortably uncomfortable with the same ones that’ve been clobbering me for 30 years.

Would you keep the bed bath & beyond. com website to display on your front door too?

Stealing is stupid, ruins lives, ruins civic organization & safety. If you like the sign so much, go to a sign fabricator and have one made.

Ah but my fantasy is swimming in an ocean of Pepto-Bismol

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That’s outrageous. Well I live in Los Angeles and my experience is they do anything they can to trick people into paying more or paying a fine even if they’re parked legally. Two examples:

The parking meters are broken, shitty, screen unreadable, or if it does work, it takes so long to approve your card or tap that it tricks you into swiping/tapping multiple times and by the time it’s approved you see you paid for your parking spot two or three times the time amount you intended. And there’s no option for canceling & starting over.

Yesterday I was the first one to park along a particular curb where the parking meters are not perfectly aligned with the parking spots. The nearest meter to my vehicle appeared to be in the next spot forward but I surveyed the area carefully and was confident that was indeed my parking meter so I paid it up. A couple hours later a car had parked in front of me thinking that his spot was paid for. Hope he got a ticket LOL

I’ve often wondered if typical retail receipts contain any sensitive info which would give me reason to shred them before discarding but the worst thing on there is last four digits of whichever card I used, and the merchant address, date/time, what I bought, but nothing directly tying it to ME unless some weirdo wants to figure out how to correlate people with last 4 of card numbers, but how inanely ridiculous that would be…yet here we are apparently 🤦🏼‍♀️

I don’t know why we called it burning. Fire was not involved. We could have just called it “copying.”