Jeez. Even when I was a child in the 1980s I clearly remember that is one of the words we absolutely must never say at an airport. Your dad is somethin’ speshul.

*their

And no, silly. They’d use code words.

It’s probably the one currently at $7.30/gallon. And in that area there are probably plenty of people who earn so much that they don’t even pay attention to prices.

Menlo Park? Current gas prices ranging from $6 to $7.30/gallon

“without working??” Wait you lost me. How the hell is someone supposed to live in a $5 million house if they’re not working to earn the $5 million to pay for the house?

Sniper offed you mid-sentence?

Then why are you worried about hair loss?

Could buy a two-bedroom house here in California for a few million.

$4??

$4 / gallon was our normal low price in California.

We’re over $6 a gallon right now!

Eight maids a-milking

Seven swans a-swimming

Six geese a-laying

Five golden rings

Four calling birds

Three french hens

Two turtle doves

and a partridge in a pear tree

I’ll upvote everything here just to counteract any possible mischievous damage.

Last year I witnessed a bird MURDER another bird over some dispute over bird seeds.

😂 Oh how did I ever find amusement before the internet existed

Yeah there’s the ADHD kind; and then there’s the kind that makes you pick your face and lose all your teeth. Important distinction 🤓

This is one of my tourettes-esque toxic traits. Going about my business alone at home doing chores or whatever and randomly say “Heyyy” out loud in a slutty tone of voice but I’m alone with no immediate prospects of that ever changing. Am weirdo.

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Oh be quiet.

Downvote this comment if you jerk off to My Little Pony cartoons 5 times a day.

So sad that Abbey & Brittany are stuck at stage 4.