Don’t worry the 2nd player brings their own controller and you both figure out how to do put both of your controllers together.

So if that lady has a miscarriage because she gave her foetus alcohol poisoning, she can be put in prison for killing her unborn child, right? Because abortion & miscarriages are illegal in Texas.

In 2006 I fell asleep watching that movie. Highly recommend falling asleep watching that movie. The background noise is artistically stunning and sleep-promoting soothing.

I’ve always been curious about Citizen Kane. I haven’t seen it. Is it boring too?

Be careful when you let your phone automatically capitalize the word “uber.” You’re talking about Uber drivers when you capitalize that word.

If you’re ever lost in a forest, and you want to be rescued, just start building a house. Someone will magically appear to ask if you have a building permit.

Did he give her millions of dollars to do things like what she’s doing in that picture? Can’t imagine why she would do that without some sort of monetary exchange.

Yep I’ve learned that no locks are thief-proof and keep my bike with me everywhere always. It’s super inconvenient but that’s the only way to guarantee theft prevention.

Have people become so desensitized to pornography that they’ve come back to getting thrills out of simple things like this?

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I came up with 5-7 things.

Makes sense because the world I live in, everybody studies and everyone is single and hooks up with whoever they want and nobody depends on anybody but their own selves.

Is the man on the right sticking out his tongue?

But your double entendre game was so strong!

Would you really shove all your fingers & toes into a lesbian??

I think most people born in the years leading up to 2100 will still be alive in 2100.

And that’s why time travel is classified as science FICTION because the paradox would make the situation impossible, among all the other reasons time travel is impossible.

Probably any neurodivergence that results in causing harm to self or others, and inability to conform with societal norms.

I pulled that out of me arse but it sounds logical enough.

Isn’t “bedtime snack” a fairly normal thing most people do?

David is an acupuncturist.