I still quote Sam Jackson’s “assumption” line regularly

Much of the time I can’t even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

What does the first sentence in the post say?

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

Pure spite is a hell of a drug

bobbin my head in agreement

I like to live dangerously and coffee is much more permanent

I do the crossword every morning with my coffee

WERNSTROM!!!

I was gonna say, the story is pretty much spelled out on the sign

Might as well, I’ve only eaten at two Roadhouses, but they were damn good for a chain steakhouse

When did I say anything about who wrote the lyrics?

For what it’s worth, Trent Reznor likes Johnny’s version better

Very carefully

Fuck yeah OCRemix. So many amazing songs people put on there

It’s a quick and easy crunchy snack that’s pretty tasty. Break up the noodles into small pieces/clusters, dump in all or part of the flavor packet, and shake it up really well, then snack away!

Not to mention he had already run for president once by that time

I, of course, read all of that in his voice